my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
När min chef säger att jag är en tillgång för företaget, alltid ställer upp och är väldigt duktig borde jag bli överlycklig men ändå sitter jag här gråtfärdig av okänd anledning
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.